When your daughter decides to chow down on a dust bunny she accidentally mistook for food. Ay yi yi!
Does anyone have the number for Merry Maids?
In my defense, our living room rug from PB sheds like nobody's business. June Cleaver and Martha Stewart combined couldn't keep up with all the fuzz this rug produces. And no, I'm not that mom that left her 9 month old alone with the fuzzy hors d'œuvre while she ran to get the camera. So she got in a few quick licks, a little dirt never hurt anyone, right?